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The Single Black Male 10 Point Starter Kit on How to Find A Good Woman

  • By Cocoa Chicks CritiQues
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  • October 18, 2015
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I see so many lists “teaching” us poor, confused, misguided single women on how to find and keep a man.  Then you have these simps out there, you know which ones I’m talking about, the ones that post the videos on why a man is cheating or why he won’t wife you, or my favorite are the prolific quotes written on top of his picture, that says something like “Q is for Queen.  That’s what you are.”  Boy, if you don’t getcho’ simpleton self and go sit down somewhere.

Well I’m sick of these lists.  We don’t need another one.  All these “lessons” on how to keep a man, well here’s a 10 point starter kit on how to find and keep a good woman:

  1. Stop chasing these heauxs.
  2. Stay out the strip club.  Name one dude you know that’s had a successful marriage with a chick he plucked off a pole.
  3. Get off your mother’s left nipple already.
  4. When you actually do meet a descent woman, miss us with the “She’s cool and all, but that’s not what I want right now.”
  5. Do exactly what you say you’re going to do.
  6. Stop being bitter about your ex or baby’s mother that gave you nothing but drama.  YOU PICKED HER.
  7. Date/court her. And not this “You should come through” dating.  What are you a sophomore in college inviting her to your dorm?  Actually put some effort into seeing her on the first couple of dates.  There’s nothing more attractive than a man with a plan.
  8. Look for more than just a big booty and dope body.  And speaking of booty, the chick on Instagram with hers in the air, is not “wife material” as so many of you have indicated on her picture.  Just stop.
  9. Stop giving every chick the pipe.
  10. Put a suit on for once.BONUS:
  11. You might find yourself a real queen when you stop fooling with these trap queens.

Comprende?  Good.

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