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8 Ways to Tell You’re Being Drafted for Cupcaking Season

  • By Cocoa Chicks CritiQues
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  • December 28, 2014
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Have you been been wondering why you’ve been getting more attention than usual? Don’t fret.  We know why.  Winter is upon us and with cold weather comes crucial cupcaking/cuffing season decisions.  This is like the NFL draft of the winter time. Whoever gets picked helps the home team make it through the season.

All summer they enjoyed the freedom of the scantily dressed females in the club or the white tank, cargo shorts and timbs brothers walking up and down Lenox. Week after week it was a different number exchanged, dinner dates or gawd knows what else.  This was their training camp. Now that the weather is getting cooler, those opportunities is fading and they begin to think about those cold ass lonely sheets of theirs. Preseason begins. Roster cuts are made and it’s now the start of the free agency.  This is a crucial part of the draft because negotiations on whether or not your cupcake-able are taking place.  You can be drafted or cut without notice.  It sucks to be drafted in a game you’re not even playing.

So here are 8 ways to tell you’re being drafted for cupcaking season:

  1. Like we said earlier, you’re getting way more attention than usual.  Especially from the men and women you see on a somewhat regular basis but none of those times before they batted an eye at you.
  2. Your “play brother” “play sister” is giving you way more attention as well.  He or she is becoming awfully flirtatious.  She usually walks around you in those raggedy hospital scrubs or dingy leggings with her tracks showing.  Now she looks like Beyonce every time you come around.
  3. You get this text, “what up big head”
  4. or “Hey stranger…long time no chat”
  5. Your Facebook inbox is on swole.  You might say, “that’s nothing new.  Someone is always in my inbox.” But not this guy or gal.  He/she has never ventured off into your inbox or on your page.  They have never liked a post or held any kind of conversation with you and now they’re in your box like, “hey you/beautiful”
  6. The guy you didn’t see as the “dating type” wants to hang out and spend all the quality time with you.  9 times out of 10 you are right, he isn’t the dating type.  He’s merely doing the things he thinks a woman would enjoy, like being courted, and he hopes you eat it all up.
  7. Old flames are coming out the woodwork.  You’re shopping minding your own business in Wal-Mart.  Trying to stock up on the winter items. You’re looking good. You smell good. You see an ex and all of a sudden you get the “I miss you” call or text.
  8. Last but not least, is the person you’ve been “kinda dating” all summer.  You spend time with him or her more than anyone else but you still don’t know what their intentions are.  You’re just kind of in limbo with the person. Now all of a sudden they’re all lovey-dovey.  The once somewhat cold and non-affectionate person is doing/saying aaaallllll the right things.

Stay woke my friends.

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1 thought on “8 Ways to Tell You’re Being Drafted for Cupcaking Season”

  • LaNée Javet

    November 2, 2014 , 8:55 pm

    oh my gosh! I love this post 🙂 it's sad, but true!

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